James-Zee
Introduction modifier
The Zee is a wild animal standing on 2 legs or on its back after a few beers. Its main characteristic is its lack of fur and a stinky odor it produces through its rectal system. It communicates using its rectum, which leads to people commonly calling it 'the bullshitter'. The native Indians call it 'The one who stands up talking shit'. It sounds like [1].
Alimentation, Habitat modifier
Its source of alimentation mainly lies in the consumption of chili baked beans, explaining why 'Il pue du cul'. Its allergy to water constraints it to only drink beer. Its habitat is usually really clean. It removes the dust carefully every night with its tongue.
The Zee is one of the rare animals which do not use their tail, due to the microscopic size of it. In the food chain, the tail of the Zee is an heaven for the crabs, which love cheese and which in return help the Zee to stay 'clean'.
